Goon Secret Chems

By Kolokol

Secret chems:

Bombini: Bee, Martini, Gunfire, Bees' Knees

Marteeny: Atrazine, Ants, Martini, Liquid Dark Matter, Helium, Energy Drink

Miasmosa: Mimosa, Miasma, Stabilizing Agent, Sex on the Beach, Mind Eraser, Holy Water, mix in a champagne flute that is decorated with an orange slice and umbrella, must have unionized trait. Add miasma last

Perfect Grilled Cheese: Bread, Cheese, Mayonaise. Superheat to 470-500 kelvin.

Juggernaut: Styptic Powder, Silver Sulfadiazine, Salicylic acid, Morphine, Bo Jack Daniel's

Omega Hairgrownium: Mutagen (stable or unstable), Space Drugs, Hairgrownium, Super Hairgrownium, Radium.

Sea4: Honey, Black Powder, Chlorine Trifluoride, Sea Breeze, Thermite

Deep-Fried Dabs: The physical manifestation of the very concept of fried foods (Place something in the deep fryer for VERY long), dabs (Buy a dabbing license with spacebux, dab, take a blood sample)

Disguiseium: Ling blood, unstable mutagen, stable mutagen, capulettium plus, space cleaner

Directed Nanites: Oil, Nanomachines, Omnizine, Synthetic Flesh

Warp: Harmful Glitter, Gin and Sonic, Sorium, Mercury, Methamphetamine

Crime: Methamphetamine, George Melonium, Organic Superlubricant, Tetrahydrocannabinol, Ethanol. Must be set to arrest by Beepsky or else the chemical will disappear when you prepare it.

Sheltergrog: Water and rum. However, the mixture inside the container must be a specific shade of green in order for this to work. Otherwise, nothing will happen. The simplest way to get sheltergrog is to mix 1 part water, 1 part lime juice, and 1 part rum. One possible alternative recipe is 1 part water, 1 part rum, and 1 part unstable mutagen.

Crabby Party Secret Formula: Tetrahydrocannabinol, cannabidiol, salt, water. Heat to 374 kelvin.

Sheltestgrog: 3 : 22.5 : 16.1 : 43.4 : 15 . 3 parts water, 22.5 parts rum, 16.1 parts sulfur, 43.4 parts unstable mutagen, 15 parts carbon. Must be this exact ratio.

Medusa: Toxin, Capsaicin, E. Coli Bacteria, Chalk, Smoke Powder, Carbon

English Breakfast: Make the refried beans dish, extract it into a beaker to get the refried beans reagent, mix with two parts cryostylane for every part refried beans to get beans, then add milk.

Extreme Dabs: Dabs, Glowing Slurry, Meth, Crime, E-Drink

Pure Dabs: Ex Dabs, Holy Water, Stabilizing Agent, Deep-Fried Dabs

Stable Bose-Einstein Macro Condensate: 13 parts voltagen, 7 parts Something, 3 parts Liquid Space-Time (Can be extracted from Einstein-Rosen Loaves.) . Temperature in the container must be at 0 kelvin.

Something: Sorium + LDM

The cooling can be accomplished by chilling all reagents to as close to 0 kelvin as possible, mixing them together, then adding chilled cryostylane and oxygen.

Quark-Gluon Plasma: SBEMC at 6617 (?) kelvin. Reaction must take place within a closed container. My method is to use the following Chemicompiler script to heat up the SBEMC:

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Make the SBEMC into a pill, then feed it to a dead monkey (Make sure the monkey has no other reagents within it). Then, superheat 100U of nitrogen using the following script:

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You cannot use igniter-clicking for this as the maximum temperature an igniter can reach has been capped.

Make a pill out of your nitrogen, then feed it to the same monkey. The new QGP effect will shock you and anyone near the reaction and teleport the victims into lots of electrified grilles.

Older secret chems:

Ageinium - Nicotine + Tea + Acetone + Chocolate + Formaldehyde 423.15 K

Anima - Strange Reagent + Changeling Blood + Ectoplasm + Blood + Liquid Dark Matter (mix on alchemy circle in the biodome)

Booster Enzyme - Strange Reagent + Diethylamine + Carbon + Ethanol + Hydrogen + Sulfur + Oxygen 373.15 K

Denatured Enzyme - Booster Enzyme 423.15 K

Bubsium - Pepperoni + Cholesterol + Bourbon + Bee (Take a bee egg and use it on a beaker)

Chlorine Azide - Ammonia + Silver + Nitrogen + Oxygen + Sodium + Chlorine

Dragon’s Breath - Ghost Chili Juice + Phlogiston + Pyrosium + Bourbon + Welding Fuel

Energy Drink - Voltagen + Coffee + Cola (3)

Voltagen - Oil + Plasma + Uranium + Liquid Dark Matter

Enriched MSG - MSG + Holy Water + Ectocooler + Milk + Salt + Chicken Soup + Sugar + Cheese + Grease + Pepperoni + Beff + Tomato Juice

Feather Fluid - Strange Reagent + Colorful Reagent + Hootingium + Mind Eraser + Egg + Chicken Soup + Blood

Fermid - Ants + Booster Enzyme + Aranesp + Unstable Mutagen

Freeze - Gin + Cryostylane + Cryoxadone + Menthol + Ether

Glowing Fliptonium - Anima + Fliptonium + Uranium + Space Drugs

Grog - Green Vomit (From space cigarettes) + Bloody Scary + Pepperoni + Rum + Acetone + Welding Fuel + Space Lubricant + Sulfuric Acid + Fluorosulfuric Acid + Teporone + Sugar

Hootagen - Changeling Blood + Strange Reagent + Hootingium + Egg + Sorium + Stable Mutagen

Unstable Hootagen - Changeling Blood + Strange Reagent + Hootingium + Egg + Sorium + Stable Mutagen 318 K

Initropidril - Triplepiss + Holy Water + Methamphetamine + Histamine + Neurotoxin + Fluorosulphuric Acid + Stabilizing Agent

Triplepiss - Extract Eye of Newt from Discount Dan's Burritos, make EoN pills, then drink tons of water. Afterwards, swallow the pill, say *piss, and collect the product into a beaker. Make product into a pill, repeat the process until you get Triplepiss.

Initrobeedril - Initropidril + Bee + Honey + Stable Mutagen

Royal Initrobeedril - Initropidril + Bee + Royal Jelly + Honey + Stable Mutagen 473.15 K

Liquified Space Rubber - Radium + (2) Rubber + Organic Superlubricant + Sorium + George Melonium

Lumen - Hydrogen + Helium + Glowing Slurry + Radium + Luminol

Kerosene - Cyclopentanol + Acetone + Oxygen (3) + Hydrogen + Aluminium + Nickel 873.15 K

Cyclopentanol - Acetic Acid + Ether + Barium + Hydrogen + Oxygen 548.15 K]

Mimicillium - Transparium + Harmful Glitter+ Cholesterol + Port

Mutini - Martini + Mannitol + Neurotoxin + Unstable Mutagen + Mutadone

Spiders - Ants + Pure Hugs

Strychnine - Cyanide + Phenol + Fluorosulfuric Acid + Acetic Acid + Aluminum + Iodine + Nickel

Sarin - Atrazine + Chlorine + Welding Fuel + Oxygen + Phosphorus + Fluorine + Hydrogen + Acetone

Triple Meth - Give tons of meth to a monkey (or the clown) and TMeth will be produced inside its body

Rajaijah - Prions + LSD + Sarin + Methamphetamine + Haloperidol + Sulfonal + Mercury + Plasma (You still have control over your arms while on Raj, and the NPC has another set of arms, leaving your hands free, turning you into a four-armed insane warrior)

Rotting - ???? + Compost + Denatured Enzyme + Something

Vampire Serum - Werewolf Serum + Changeling Blood + Holy Water If you find imperfect werewolf serum, you can convert it to vampire serum Imperfect Werewolf Serum + Stabilizer + Changeling Blood + Holy Water Add Partially Hydrogenated Space Soybean Oil once everything else is together to skip the non-fullmoon mix fail

Werewolf Serum Precursor Alpha - Wolfsbane + Grog + Denatured Enzyme + Super Hairgrownium

Werewolf Serum Precursor Beta - Tongue of Dog + Stable Mutagen + Unstable Mutagen

Werewolf Serum Precursor Gamma - Werewolf Serum Precursor Alpha + Werewolf Serum Precursor Beta

Imperfect Werewolf Serum - Werewolf Serum Precursor Gamma + Tea

Werewolf Serum - Partially Hydrogenated Space Soybean Oil + Imperfect Werewolf Serum + Stabilizing Agent. Must be on a Full Moon day or else the mix will fail.